!EXTRAVARANDA!

.yes i'm a cyber nerd
haven't you heard ?
straight edge, apple cyder nerd.
slapn sticks- diehard schneider nerd.
flo rida, i'm highflyer- zac ryder i'm'a rasslin nerd.
haven't you heard ?
i'm cool reversed, i'm cool, but school aint too,a type 'a nerd.
i couldn't be a nicer nerd.
i help you with your spellin words,
i'll help you with the alphabet,
but help me,bet i can't cook the soup,
i am to nerd to know how to use, .... -food,
so i google recipes, word.
i'm a nerd, not in-se-currrr
i aint scured.
jaws to the flurrr
i got mad flare,
like rick. rasslin. no fear
oh boy.hardy.
nerd and aint no hardly boyz,
got specs just like the dudley boyz
as cool as christian with that x-ingrediant-
my edge. but like the zhard i'm disobediant
spit fire,
shards, call me Shaft.
so nerd.nerd so top of the class,
like notch.
no botch atop my match.
this moment lived,
this table crashed.
i am the paint on Neros face
zero in lights flash
cameras - ac-tion

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i'm trying to focus on the positive
i know it is the life i gotta rock2live
inside a mind thats prosperous.
strong through this,
try to reach that optimum
conumdrums got me droppin this.
but like Norris theres no stoppin this.
thief in the night, robbin this.
robbin these minds rockin steeze.
hip hop, & please
a side of rock, open to pop
i never stop.
like mrgump- forrest i go, will not.
take off the lock until i feel it;s time to flop
but never cause shine is evervescent never endin

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BARRY BONDS, McGuire, GIANTS.

presentng a solution to the silence
i'm mammoth like the giants in 20-10
heavy zen, bruce lee, my hits a kick.
like here we go again. apples of adam.
snap crackle pop and go get em.

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i'm the snap in rap
hear the crackle, pop inside hip hop!
got a pretty thick lisp not, my lips move wordin burnin
verses hot snap crackle and pop.
haters snap crackle and not!
rap babble what? bable that snap!
back to the plan, like a backlot
i'm not asking.
i am the stan and i am tellin like - a show in school
nostalgia is a remedy. show and tell ya stories
like a gory horror story Guerrero, texas Gory special Stretch!
ahhhh
i twist you out harder than a Stu in the dungeon
twistin the thoughts in ya head like some rubiks' conundrum.
lightning and thundrin, agoraphobia is somethin
aint it. fundamentals sprained and alyou got is spray paint
to spray wirds labeled as tainted messages, fear inside the challenges
i script like Mister Salinger, so timeless 60yrs la-ter

Mallower than Marshall Mather's mothers
lawyers baggin dollars - brothers
sisters getcha lovers, here come
martians duck under-and 4 covers!
love this Nintendo inuendo
imagine whatever goes, im a travel ufo!

i'm that jack in the apple,
brand new bran in the buds,
walkin' the moon jack my swag like Michael Jack.my.sons glove.
above the average, beyond tads.tag such a mad cut above
suss the sad from the rad from the bad, MJ like love!

no coco chanel, not my show and tell
man, my swag is essence, florescent
not necessary to flash
so coco cfisp is my gist.
eat it like i'm tryna trip.
well i get high by on natural,
though colour artificial.
i channel, hype like tv, soap opera,
on the rasslin. and cults.
dukes of hazzards, drive by bolts,
woman bionic, men sold,
six million $ been told.
happy days never get old.
ron howard my days are happy,
cowboys verse aliens, holla get at me.

i'm the smack in the honey
slap stick but babe it aint funny.
not a novelty -comedy.
those days are over like flo
and the machine, yeah i keep up
with the music scene like an industry-alist.
specialist, got a krisp special
bout to drop in the milk, so take i bite,
savour no spillin'
trilln pushin the limits.

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stripes like denice the menace,
twist this oliver
come on over,
call me charlie,
tryna fill my bucket,
with golden tickets,
but currently so hungry,
starving.2. push the limits,
make this thing go,
till it overflows and i spill it
all over the show
like boats explodin,
i'm showboatin
mick jagger showin'
throwin dAGGERS
JACKIE CHAN , I'M STAN
THE PLAN IS.
RAP TO the sky,
rap to space.
outa this place,
get ta heaven,
rap for Jesus,
all the way back --
down to the door of the 7-11.

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just tryna project my sound the only way that i know how.
be profound, influence with menovanance feel the kung fu pow!
turnin up the volume,although i know my appearance is loud,
but you know-enda the day i'm really just trying to make my parents proud.
call me the prodigal daughter at times like - the lost & found
i'm knees down in dirt tryna pick my heart and soul off the ground.
build high travel unravel upwards like i'm mountain
mountains. rleasing flows like the fountains of youth,
already young so i'm excused, but don't get jealous i'm so confused
the futures got cataracts , got raybans that can't seem to see past that
so 2 be exact blind faith close my eyes, blindfold on, mind unfold
here we go, this train get on lets get wolf , unwind rewind and flow.
got a fueled engine glued to me, this sheer ingenuity
value my integrity.

more famous than amos,
minus the chips so say ahoy!
hey wait, is that a girl or a boy?
sound like lil bow wow
18 no way! yes way! how?
oh well, wow! new kid on the block
block of town sound profund.

i'm fruitier than a loop and loopier than the froot
the froots full a loopy loops, and this loop consist of a fruit.
this fruit loops, not excused, sometimes refused
but you can't stop me.
dunk a ball cause im ballin like a roo
dunkaroo
who would athunk, who coulda knew?
this kid so young, this kid is new.
bunch me up, on the crunch too
down heard like cruncheroo.ghost!boo
casper knows i flow like a gadget go beast
like a batist-a in the e 2005 please.

more special than the k
this game i spit worth more
than a ten X ten K.
SPIT MORNIN NOON INTO THE AFTERNOON OF THE DAY.
Night to day break. make sleepin beauty wake.
rock this earth like a quake. from the very 1st verse
all the way to the end of this mixtape.
it's not a pisstake.
definitely not a mistake.
no lisp hey
just clarity
so listen -
like you can't stay clear a me.


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publicists love this,can't wait 2 publish this flourishin artists
under this light not doubt i might have to face a pressure now weighin down.
but i aint hazed already purple, like hendrix phasin the fire placin desire.
in love indea'of my tracks play em. keep it nerdy urkle.

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disperse words upon a self-serve verse
absurd never the less not worse
can't knick me dead i'm killin it
drop these lines in the hurst
spillin like thrurst
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buzzin louder than a buzzword
beepin louder than a dub over a
cuss word ---- live tv
got you freaken cause i'm freaky
likes it's friday and luckily it is my day
limp bizkit tracks on play 2 escape
i make it my way on the highway.
though i maybe pledge like fonzie
it aint always the happiest of days.
easy to feel a nameless face, pace streets as a joniless chachi
like an old man in a band with extracted mariachi.
i may be drivin this vehicle but i feel like i need a carseat
living the life of a young gun - young one son, but iam just a ducky.
in the tub, and it's a pool, sink or swim, outsmart or play the fool,
but i aint fooled, and pressure's cool, in my stride like a phelps in the lane,
write my future with a pack of felts and ballpoints, just go insane!
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idon't need to go crazy and try coke
just give me coke and a slice
i know what feels right,
i take control of my life,
like this life is one of a kind
and it is! yes it's beautiful.
from the birth to the funeral.
rock my rhmes to the huirst be dutiful
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---THE 4TH WALL---

politics make me sick
masks diguises, tactix
hidin, flashin, transparent glasses
i'm puring out the contents
of Satans flask.questions.. go ahead and ask!
it's show and tell, i show expell
acts, disastrous, masses, show em how?-
how you gonna show? let the world know?
transcend the realms below.
let it go just let it go,
yes i leggo, but i never let go of hope!

The 4th wall.
break it down.
make sound.
infiltrate-silence-
can't -keep-livin -like this.
livin' for lies, dia bolical mess,
a test.yes, throw up ya hands protest,
magic mark signs and prove that you got nothing to lose.
progress is ne-cess-ary in this process hear me!

X2
123
1st second third the fourth
forget trilogies,
i'm killin these, takin these ghosts to court
123 into the break-down up of the fourth
4 closure. of course
dealin exposure, c'mon get on the fourth!
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i'm kid flash kid now where is my jinx